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All Hail the Independent Conservative Press


Posted by Matski on October 17th, 2006

And here I was thinking that most conservative talk hosts were just propagandists for the vast right wing conspiracy. Thankfully, I have this picture of Bush personally feeding talking points to conservative talk hosts to allay my fears.

Make a bed in Gitmo, the Secret Service is johnny-on-the-spot in a new effort to track down “evil-doers.” Apparently, this one is a 14 year old girl “with a heart on her backpack.”
The latest … to be questioned by federal agents in possible threats against President Bush is a 14-year-old girl with a heart [...]

I have to be honest with you — I hated this book when I read it in college. Of course, I hated most things about the formal study of international affairs — I always felt there was something inherently wrong about pinhead academics casually discussing things like genocide and populist revolution (these were people [...]

Kansas Never Existed.


Posted by Matski on October 3rd, 2006

It’s true that history will judge what’s happening now (and also true that the Future will be left to pick up the pieces). And I’ll give you that it’s a sour, sour pickle that we’re in.
The biggest issue, IMO, remains: there’s very little agreement on first principals. In some sense, by quibbling over the definition of [...]

Because I’m Feeling Salty


Posted by Matski on September 29th, 2006

As a respectable journal of political thought, this blog is probably no place for the wild, unsubstantiated vitriol I’m about to spit in the general direction of our Piss-Poor Tin-Pot Despot, aka President of the United States George W. Bush.  But it’s Friday, I’m slightly hung over, and my recent posts have all been far [...]

This is the Best You Got?


Posted by Matski on September 21st, 2006

I feel like someone should start replying to Bush’s comments with schoolyard stuff like “I’m the rubber, you’re the glue … “.  Anyway, he’s starting to hit like a playground nancyboy.
President George W. Bush charged on Thursday that Democrats would raise taxes if put in control of the U.S. Congress, turning to a familiar campaign [...]

New Leader of the “Axis of Almost Evil”


Posted by Matski on September 20th, 2006

Reading about Chavez’s speech at the UN, I’m reminded of this little ditty that made the rounds following Bush’s coining of the “Axis of Evil.”
Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the “Axis of Evil,” Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the “Axis of Just as Evil,” which they said would be [...]

Listening to Bush, Vomiting-Up my Breakfast


Posted by Matski on August 21st, 2006

Sweet holy crap. I’m listening to Bush’s press conference this am. As he stammers his way through (yet another) angry, defensive retort to a non-plussed press corps, I have only one thought in my mind: this blathering idiot is the most powerful person in the world?
Those evangelicals that helped vote this jackass in [...]

Well, looks like the inevitable is finally happening and Castro seems about to give up the fantasma. I’m inspired to give you a link to a song by the most excellent early ’90s (Indie Pop) Super Grupo Cracker (aka Camper Van Beethoven) - Teen Angst (What The World Needs Now).
While you enjoy that punk-lite [...]

[That line sounds much better in my head when I'm pretending to be Jeff Foxworthy].
Nonetheless, what’s it say about you when a Nobel Peace Prize winner tells a bunch of kids she “would love to kill” you?
Ugh … 2.5 years left of this jerk-wad Bush.


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Obama staffs up, Detroit comes to DC and finally, Iraq and the US come to a security agreement.

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