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Like a big steaming pile delivered to a neighbor’s door by a petulant little boy, Bush’s disastrous legacy will live on in the form of an increased risk of terrorism. A recent National Intelligence Estimate notes the increased danger. “Of note,” the [report] said, “we assess that al-Qaida will probably seek to leverage the contacts [...]
Yglesias explains rather succinctly: It’s also true that for a two term president who enjoyed GOP congressional control for several years, he really does have remarkably few legislative accomplishments. Where other leaders would have seen an opportunity to push a governing agenda, Bush saw an opportunity to evade congressional oversight as he used the executive [...]
In the wake of the horrible tragedy at Virginia Tech today, Bush sockpuppet (interim) Dana Perino found time to address the REAL crisis today — the ease with which would-be Charles Whitmans can get the means to achieve their grim apotheses: “The president believes that there is a right for people to bear arms, but [...]
Cue America’s favorite combover — Paul Wolfowitz is in trouble again. Turns out the guy who was so self-righteous that more than 3000 young Americans are dead, and over 25,000 horribly wounded, couldn’t separate the thing in his pants from his job. What is it with these Bush guys? I just can’t tell. It’s not [...]
Tonight’s Adult Swim programming featured a disclaimer for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force marketing campaign that led to chaos in Boston. A nice, if inadequate, gesture. Still … It seems unconscionable that anyone, for whatever purpose, could consider such a prank funny in this era. Consider this in context. Is 9/11 far enough in the [...]
There are some things in life that are merely stupid. Then there are things that that are so stupid they make me want to run, screaming, in terror for the future of our species. Before I post my little quote, just keep in mind two things. 1) Iran (according to our dimwit president anyway) is [...]
It’s that time of year again when we drink ourselves silly. A sample: when the phrase uttered is “sectarian violence,” have one car bomb (heh). I can’t do much better in terms of rules, but I think they’re remiss for not adding something along the lines of, say, finishing one’s drink upon hearing the term [...]
Namely, that de facto partition of Iraq is the most likely outcome. Scenario two: De facto partition Probability – High Unsurprisingly, this scenario is considered to be the most likely and has been accorded a high probability. The sectarian and factional issues witnessed in 2006 are powerful and highly stable, suggesting more of the same [...]
A’ight. This damn horse is so freaking dead that subsequent beatings produce not so much as a trickle of new blood. Still, I can’t resist (yet another) chance to get in a dig against Bush and his damnable invasion. According to ABC, Iraqi insurgents were caught planning an attack on the U.S.: Mimicking the hijackers [...]
Couldn’t resist the attempt to transcribe Howard Cosell into a phonetic form … After all, the U.S. is rolling up its sleeves and striding back into the squared circle that is the Space Race to take on the young comer, China. Funny. IMO, the only visionary contribution Bush has made during his regnum imperium has [...]
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