Liberal Talk Radio

Sometime — probably in the very near future — someone will make a biopic of John Hughes’ life. Done correctly, it could win an Academy Award — even if only because A.O. Scott is the right age for it.
When they get around to writing it, the screenwriter will use Molly Ringwald’s op-ed as a starting [...]

And here I was hoping America’s problems might be solved by the entire planet getting sucked into a black hole:
The world’s newest and largest particle accelerator, the Large Hadron Collider, will not begin operations again until April, officials at the European Center for Nuclear Research said Tuesday.
Ah, well.  At least if the world ends in [...]