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I don’t know which is worse, that Michael Jackson had a one-night stand with a woman or that the lyrics to “Billie Jean” have now suddenly come into focus for me 25 years later:
Michael Jackson’s father insisted Thursday night that a Norwegian dancer is in fact the King of Pop’s love child.
“Yes, I knew he [...]
Soon There Will Be No One Left To Blame, And Well How Good Will That Feel?
Posted by Contrarian on March 25th, 2009
Oh well. At least we’ll always have Madoff:
The only real motivation that anyone at A.I.G.-F.P. now has is fear. Mr. Cuomo has threatened to “name and shame,” and his counterpart in Connecticut, Richard Blumenthal, has made similar threats — even though attorneys general are supposed to stand for due process, to conduct trials in courts [...]
Microsoft compound boo-boo with ham-handedness. If they really want to make themselves beloved, they’ll sue to get the money back.
Big Pharma kills terrorists:
The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.
Four blue pills. Viagra.
“Take one [...]
And Gary Condit Should Face Justice, Now That I Think About It!
Posted by Contrarian on November 18th, 2008
Before the existential threat of Islamic fanaticism took up most of my ire, I was most pissed about ATM fees. Guess what’s back:
Citigroup is not the only bank grappling with tremendous losses. Many financial institutions are hiking customer fees at record levels.
It may be quick and easy, but that ATM convenience is going to [...]
A Haiku . . .
Meaning lost on me!
But for some battleground states
McCain limericks?
Or . . .
Pretentious poems,
Nugatory responses;
Your Times op-ed page!
*Don’t ask me . . .
Greg Packer, Get Your Media Whoring Hands Off My World Series Parade!
Posted by Contrarian on November 1st, 2008
There were like literally two million men on the street and you pick this guy to interview? Astonishing:
Fans here had waited 25 years for a championship parade down Broad Street. The Phillies gave them one Friday, and so many fans showed up that they nearly shut down the city.
. . .
The parade drew fans from [...]
Yarrr:
Somalia’s 1,880-mile coastline is crawling with pirates, a serious problem given that so much of the country is dependent on emergency food aid, which comes mostly by ship.
The pirates are highly organized. They work in teams. There is even a pirate spokesman (who could not be reached for comment on Friday).
Ron Suskind’s “telling lessons” illustrate the genesis of the 2003 Dividend Tax Cut and Sarbanes-Oxley, which is to say, the Administration acted quickly to address structural flaws in the financial system:
The Federal Reserve chairman and senior economic officials of the Bush administration solemnly filed into the large conference room of the Treasury Department. There was [...]
A less commented upon portion of the Politicos article in which McCain fails to count his houses. Said article also quotes McCain’s revised definition of wealth:
“I define rich in other ways besides income,” he said. “Some people are wealthy and rich in their lives and their children and their ability to educate them. Others are [...]
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