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When The End Of The 1980s Gives You Coke Money Movies, Make Lemonade!
Posted by Contrarian on November 26th, 2007
Not as good as 2 Girls 1 Cup “reactions” but close. Darn close.
Tomorrow is Memorial Day, and thus we should take a moment to honor all those men and women who have died in service of our country. Not to be confused with Veterans’ Day, which is for all veterans. If you didn’t realize the distinction, you’re forgiven. The GMC and Anheuser-Busch ads that I’ve seen this [...]
First They’ll Come For Our Zambonis, Then They’ll Be After Our Ride-On Lawn Mowers
Posted by Contrarian on April 4th, 2007
I’m not quite sure how you speed in a Zamboni, but at least the gov can’t take this freedom away from us: You can’t be charged with driving drunk on a Zamboni in New Jersey. A judge ruled the 4-ton ice-cleaning machine isn’t a motor vehicle, in part because it’s not useable on a highway [...]
Good Tom Friedman column today. He’s right to say that there’s no need for our relationship with Iran to be as confrontational as it is. The more we keep antagonizing them, the harder we make the situation. This goes back at least as far as 1953, when the CIA overthrew their democratically elected president because [...]
From Anarchy To Rule Of Law In Twenty Short Years: Maybe Iraqis Can Learn Something From This
Posted by Contrarian on January 11th, 2007
It’s like John Locke come to life: Burning Man — the artsy, anarchic, nouveau-hippie, free-love, communal be-in — isn’t exactly living up to its ideals. With the filing of a federal lawsuit Monday, all three founders of the increasingly popular Nevada desert party now are at each other’s throats. The battle is focused on who [...]
Not only has the youth of America been turned into semi-permanent Democrats by George W. Bush, but they’re also volunteering at an unprecedented rate. “We are encouraged that emerging studies consistently show increased volunteering by young Americans. If supported properly, we may be on the cusp of a new civic generation,” said Robert Grimm, director [...]
There Are Many Ways To Fail But What Does It Say About Society When Insurance Premiums Are One Of Them?
Posted by Contrarian on November 30th, 2006
It’s not just the whiny underemployed — the high cost of health care may be stifling America’s entrepreneurial spirit: Entrepreneurs have plenty of things to keep them awake at night worrying: payroll, inventory, pricing, competition. For Jere Smith and her husband, Don Lueders, the main thing is health insurance. Many small-business owners struggle with the [...]
And With Any Luck “I’m Just Happy He Has Health Insurance” Will Disappear From A Parent’s Vocabulary
Posted by Contrarian on November 29th, 2006
Offer it, and they will accept it: Thirty thousand Ford Motor Company workers — nearly half of the automaker’s unionized work force — have agreed to leave their jobs in exchange for a buyout or a package of early retirement benefits, the company said this morning. All of the 75,000 Ford employees represented by the [...]
A statement from the president on Governor Richards’ passing: Ann loved Texas, and Texans loved her. As a public servant she earned respect and admiration. Ann became a national role model, and her charm, wit, and candor brought a refreshing vitality to public life. We extend our sympathies to Ann’s family and friends. Texas has [...]
Anheuser-Busch is basically saying what you were always thinking but couldn’t say out loud because for whatever reason people really like this swill — Rolling Rock is now part of the Anheuser-Busch family of beers: One small town in western Pennsylvania has long provided trivia buffs with two obscure questions that share an answer: Where [...]
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