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Huckabee’s Rarefied Company


Posted by Bruno on November 20th, 2007

Mike Huckabee has been endorsed by Chuck Norris, Ted Nugent, and now, Rick Flair. That’s quite a list of surrogates. And if you haven’t seen the Chuck Norris Huckabee ad, it’s well worth 60 seconds of your time.

Liberalism, Defined


Posted by Bruno on October 28th, 2007

“It’s my job to make sure you don’t grow up stupid. It’s bad for the world.” – Guidance Counselor Tami Taylor to fullback Tim Riggins on the TV Show Friday Night Lights, in what may be the most succinct argument for activist government ever penned. (I’m just now working my way through Season 1, but [...]

Paging Mr. Thompson


Posted by Bruno on October 23rd, 2007

Mr. Thompson? Mr. Hunter S. Thompson? Your car has arrived: Driver arrested with grenade, meth The driver in the carpool lane didn’t have a passenger, but Federal Way police say he was carrying some odd cargo — some meth and a hand grenade. Around 4 p.m. Tuesday, an officer spotted a pickup headed down an [...]

Why I love Charles Mudede


Posted by Bruno on October 16th, 2007

Because he can write blog posts like this without flinching: In the cultural weakness of whiteness (that it can only reproduce itself by itself and with no other) we might find one important source for the nation’s abnormally massive military budget. The problem of racial fragility is solved by warrior might. A race that does [...]

War Tax


Posted by Bruno on October 5th, 2007

It boggles the mind that it took the Democrats 5 years to come up with this idea, and even still, the leadership is running away from it.

The State of TV Networks


Posted by Bruno on September 3rd, 2007

The blogger known as “Fake Steve Jobs” lets loose on NBC after the network decides to bail on iTunes: You know what the new network is? It’s me. I don’t think people have quite figured this out yet, but just as Pixar was once a medical imaging company until I decided to make it into [...]

R. Polanski


Posted by Contrarian on August 17th, 2007

How do you beat child pornography charges? Start appealing to the film geeks! And in a Faustian deal, traffic to IFC’s website has increased 300 percent since they started streaming R. Kelly’s latest installments of Trapped in the Closet: The story began simply enough: the love triangle of Sylvester, Kathy and Rufus. But after 12 [...]

It’s Clinton’s To Lose . . .


Posted by Contrarian on August 8th, 2007

Even though I’m part of a high-profile political blogging machine, I have to say that I don’t care so much about the 2008 Presidential election right now. For me, that’s OK — I can be Contrarian like that. Which is to say that as I don’t follow the race, I do happen to notice headlines [...]

The Importance of the Olympics


Posted by Bruno on August 1st, 2007

Man, if you ever thought that it was a bad idea to give China the Olympics in 2008, it’s certainly not the case anymore. The games are providing all sorts of leverage against the Chinese, including helping us save Darfur. The international community is also using the Olympics to make China clean up its pollution [...]

Absinthe in America


Posted by Bruno on July 19th, 2007

This is what you get to do if you’re a chemist in the Big Easy: You need wormwood to make real absinthe, but the herb is a tricky one to work with — one of its key compounds, thujone, has long been considered the cause of the drink’s supposed side effects: hallucinations, artistic inspiration, degeneracy [...]


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