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“I Hate Arkansas Democrats” (With Apologies to John Landis and Dan Ackroyd)
Posted by Apocalypse Tom on May 9th, 2008
Longtime reader Nihilist Easter Bunny wrote in with his own reinterpretation of Hillary Clinton’s comments about the strength of her white support:
White men! White women! Clinton is calling you! The Muslim is using the black as muscle against you. And you are left there helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, whitey? [...]
Apocalypse Tom owns a 2004 Subaru Impreza WRX, an all wheel drive pseudo sports car that goes faster than Tom reasonably needs to drive and allows him to go over Snoqualmie Pass in winter weather that keeps everyone except chained-up semis and Tom at home.
The WRX has a 15.9 gallon gas tank, and requires [...]
An Only Slightly Adulterated Movie Quote On the Occasion of a Serious Democratic Challenger for Ted Stevens’s Senate Seat in Alaska
Posted by Apocalypse Tom on April 21st, 2008
Because I’m loving the 50 State Strategy this year, and because I think this encapsulates what I think of Democrats hunkering down and trying to hold their safe states and seats*:
I don’t want to get any messages saying that “we are holding our position.” We’re not holding anything. Let the Republicans do that. We are [...]
A week or two ago, Contrarian got to heart of the ongoing feud between the Hillary Clinton campaign and comedian/former VP choice Sinbad. The conflict began when Sinbad contradicted Clinton’s story about desperate attempts to avoid sniper fire when flying into Tuzla, Bosnia to visit American troops. Contrarian asked:
…what’s even worse about the Clinton campaign? [...]
“All They Ever Hear at Election Time is Nigra, Nigra, Nigra”
Posted by Apocalypse Tom on March 20th, 2008
The West Blogosphere and Democrats are in an unbelievable tizzy about Obama’s race speech, trying to figure out what it all means and whether it’s good or bad for Obama, and good or bad for Democrats, and what was he thinking talking to voters like adults (thank you Jon Stewart, for calling it what it [...]
Yesterday, I rediscovered this story about my adopted hometown.
Listen.
Follow The Comedian, or Did You Really Think Sinbad Would Take That Lying Down?
Posted by Apocalypse Tom on March 11th, 2008
Has the Clinton Campaign’s March 4 bounce hit apogee?
For our answer, let’s just go directly to Sinbad himself, who today gave up the coveted VP slot that the Clinton campaign had set aside for him:
Threat of bullets? Sinbad doesn’t remember that, either.
“I never felt that I was in a dangerous position. I never felt being [...]
After What Seems Like an Interminable Political Absence, Sex is Back!
Posted by Apocalypse Tom on March 10th, 2008
I didn’t see this one coming. Maybe the New Yorkers who hang out here feel differently?
Update: Looks like it wasn’t just the New Yorkers who were expecting something like this. Check out Matski’s post below for a more informed take on this story.
In which my book purchase betrays my campaign bias.
Now Playing: Episode 366
Obama staffs up, Detroit comes to DC and finally, Iraq and the US come to a security agreement.
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