Liberal Talk Radio

Some free advice for Al Qaeda and other terrorists — instead of counterproductive “mega-attacks” and gruesome executions that probably turn off the very folks you’re trying to convert, why not take a page from the Commies and start fomenting social unrest vis-à-vis riots? Provided you’re not already doing that, of course, in which case, hey guys, smart move!

By doing so, you’d not only stir up stuff in Western Europe but you’d also get a bunch of mealy-mouthed handwringing about it. Not a bad move! And we’d all avoid that distasteful flying-planes-into-buildings business that you’re probably a little tired of, too. Just saying!