Liberal Talk Radio

It seems possible that federal prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald will soon announce indictments of various Satans Incarnate who performed Lucifer’s work by . . . yeah, whatever . . . Joe Wilson seemed like a pompous ass anyway (and I don’t think I’m the first to say that).

The lamest thing will be that instead of nailing these c*********s for leaking the identity of a covert agent — hey! that’s serious, or at least it sounds serious! — they get them for “divulging secret information.” Not only does it sound really silly but apparently there are some who have real concerns about what the long-term effects of that might be.

And if “divulging secret information” doesn’t work and they them get them for something even lamer like “perjury” or “obstructing justice” (I’ll probably ask myself where I heard this before — oh yeah: that guy! And this guy!) then I might start believing that there actually could be some kind of Martha Stewart thing going on.

That’s not to say that stuff like perjury isn’t serious. It is! Just ask Lil’ Kim. But can someone explain why I should care?