Inside the Laptop of a Madman


Posted by Bruno on April 28th, 2005

Ever wonder what was on the hard drive of terrorist kingpin Abu Musab al-Zarqawi? Well, now we know:

On the hard drive was everything from information about Zarqawi’s medical condition to pictures of himself, kept in a file labeled “My Pictures.”

Oh, what I would give to see the roll from “Our Family Vacation in Iraq.”

Also interesting is that, when captured, he was carrying Euros, and not Dollars (like Uday Hussein). If the terrorists have devalued the Dollar, should we be concerned? They’re usually market leaders in this sort of thing, owing to their lack of a need for stability!

Seriously, though, the image of Zarqawi fiddling around trying to download the latest version of Windows Media Player so he could edit and upload his videos to the web is still priceless.

Regardless, I hope we nail the f**ker.


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