The Republic of Texas


Posted by Bruno on February 14th, 2005

Will some well-meaning liberal with deep pockets please give these guys some money?

The Republic of Texas is fighting for the right to secede from the union, and, since America believes in self-determination and the spread of liberty, we should do everything in our power to assist them. In fact, we’ll put Tom DeLay in touch with Ahmed Chalabi so he can figure out how to get their bid for the top job bankrolled by the U.S. Taxpayers. Exterminate That!


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  1. 1 Amy

    Big sweaty BetterDonkey lovin’ goes out to Bruno and the Professor for being the awesomest party guests EVER last night! We love you guys!!!

  2. 2 Adrienne

    If we Democrats are going to have the reputation for being hedonistic and lacking a moral compass, we might as well party like it!

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